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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.