Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Previous Random Joke Next

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Computer Engineer Jokes More Computer Engineer Jokes

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.