Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.