What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.