What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.