A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Vincent Van Cough
He made a scene.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A painting only need one nail to hang
There was a lot of reposting to do
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
