What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!