What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.