What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone