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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

How do you tell jokes?

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.