Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects