Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.