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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

E Jokes More E Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee