Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.