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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.