How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!