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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.