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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!