How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.