How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!