How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.