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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

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Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.