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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.