Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10