Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry