Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it