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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.