Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it