Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Their stuff is always cut.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it