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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it