Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.