Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.