They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
A typewriter
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Sneakers
With an engin*eer.*
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.