What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit