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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)