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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.