What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.