What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!