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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!