What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.