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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!