What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.