What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.