How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.