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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Sunday School Jokes More Sunday School Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.