How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.