How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.