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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.