How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.