Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!