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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.