What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America