What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Berry Christmas!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!