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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.