What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.