Sikh Jokes

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters