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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.