Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
None, we just swap out your whole house
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
They're both dead.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
A place where people parked their camels!
Because his family had stock in the company.
Because he was a ate professional!
