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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.