How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

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They're not infallible

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What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex