How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What was it again?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER!

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."