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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."