How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.