How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."