One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because they are set in the future.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Miracle whip.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Irish pride
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Stop playing it cagey!
U.K.
A fried Chicken leg
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
Just before someone screams.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A prestidigitator tot!
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
You have a lot of appeal.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
Chickpea
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
So he can kick out at 2.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because of all the *ripostes*
Because it was
To the lo mein menu
Scott!
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because they were stale, matey!
Catholic priests
