Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because they are set in the future.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Miracle whip.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Irish pride
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Stop playing it cagey!
U.K.
A fried Chicken leg
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
Just before someone screams.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
CaliphNotes!
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
I reddit.
Redditors.
Are you going out tonight
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
No pressure
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?
