One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because they are set in the future.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Miracle whip.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Irish pride
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Stop playing it cagey!
U.K.
A fried Chicken leg
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
Just before someone screams.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
GeSTAHPo!
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Press pray.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
High treason.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
To get to the other side.
