One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because they are set in the future.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Miracle whip.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Irish pride
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Stop playing it cagey!
U.K.
A fried Chicken leg
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
Just before someone screams.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
A receding hareline.
Bunnylingus!
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
It is an airport.
They have a lot of patients
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
I'd autotune him out.
Because their future is so bright
Your career
They're grounded.
Kobe Beef
On a beach near Boston.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
