Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Miracle whip.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Irish pride
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Stop playing it cagey!
U.K.
Just before someone screams.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
The train to Boston
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
You did that on porpoise
A dia-beetle
Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
On a Freudian Slip
You're fine how am I
The higher it flies, the much.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
An Apple turnover.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
