What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.