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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Cheddar Jokes More Cheddar Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.