What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!