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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.