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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.