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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!