What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.