I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Chicken sees-a salad
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
