Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!