Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!