Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.