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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.