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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What do you call an angle that is cute?

Acute angle.