What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What does an Internet frog say?

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.