Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.