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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.