Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.