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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.