Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.