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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.