Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.