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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.