Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang