Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.