Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.