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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.