Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.