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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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No-eye deer.

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They share the same middle name.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Because 69 is a mouthful

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.