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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.