What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.