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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.