Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.