What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.