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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."