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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.