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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!