Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!