Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins