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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!