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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

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