Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.