Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!