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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.