Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird