What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.