A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)
The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
Step up: transformers:v
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
For the watch.
A full set of teeth.
An active shooter!
Diddily-squats.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
It weighed too much for its scales!
