A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
He thought it was Coke!
A prius
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
Because they work.
Very large ones.
Step up: transformers:v
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Any kind of moosic you like!
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
Pants.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Diet and exorcise.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
