A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Bye, son.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Submitting a stool sample.
It stares.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
He just monkeys around on the line!
The line to Starbucks.
Pants.
An active shooter!
I replied "No, a medical one."
I replied "Typo".
Because it's good ferrous.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
