A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
None. There are no there.
Fire in the hole!
30 because that's peasants work.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Give it two test-tickles.
Well that bites.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
He just monkeys around on the line!
The line at KFC
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
