A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Rustle
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Getting ready for work
A *paradox.*
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Well that bites.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Cocaine Edit:spelling
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Diddly-squats
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
