Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Thanks for the mammaries!
It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Because seven "ate" nine.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Son: "Who's farted"
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Naan sense!
A coup.
Turkey
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
A head banger.
