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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.