When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

What else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak