Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.