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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."