Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?