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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"