Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?