Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu