What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality