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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows