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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt