What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler