Dad jokes.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Data!
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
The punchline is too long.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Zombie.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
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