What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!