Dad jokes.
They both said they were just going to the store
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Gaaaainsss
Briiiiines...
Anything with curry in it.
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