What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.