What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.