Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
A fridge --
Yahoo!
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
Looking sharp.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
You're drunk ET, go home!
A MARSHian
Because Sam sung better than him
They both sang at the police.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Pound an alarm
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
An earwig!
Because he didn't want toupee.
