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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.