Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
It can neither fly
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Tractor beams.
Take me to your liter!
Your boat, gently down the stream...
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Wait until it ripens.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
An earwig!
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
