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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name