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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.