The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
R/explainlikeimfive
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
A little bear!
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
He waits at the next station
An anarchid.
A Durantula.