What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!