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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!