What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.