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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the wrong face?

The bartender says.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.