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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here