It was worth a shot.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
So they don't get chapped lips.
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Leave my provolone!
The bartender says.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
