What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."