What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything