What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.