Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton