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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!