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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.