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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager