You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
You get your job and your wife back.
She was trying to blow the horn
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
One if nobody is watching.
In the kitchen.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Don't we live in every room
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
