You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
A stole.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
He was trying to save Krypton
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
For the watch.
ARE YE READY KIDS!
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
The chain is too long.
The living room.
Her mom rearranged the living room
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
