Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)