Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!