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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.