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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef