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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.