Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.