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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky