Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
About a couple thousand years.
This isn't a good joke.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
All I want for Christmas is yeux
Regular rocks are too heavy.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
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