What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.